God Enjoys A Good Laugh!

Once again readers another friend of mine sent me this light hearted read that I thought you all would enjoy sharing.

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!   There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:   1. He called everyone brother   2. He liked Gospel    3. He didn't get a fair trial   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:    1. He went into His Father's business   2. He lived at home until he was 33   3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:    1. He talked with His hands   2. He had wine with His meals   3. He used olive oil   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:    1. He never cut His hair   2. He walked around barefoot all the time   3. He started a new religion   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:   1. He was at peace with nature   2. He ate a lot of fish   3. He talked about the Great Spirit   But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:   1. He never got married..   2. He was always telling stories.   3. He loved green pastures.   But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:   1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food   2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it   3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do     Can I get an AMEN ???

Peace & Blessings

Jeanette

The Moral of the Story

This week a friend sent me this little fable.  I thought it would give you all a chuckle.  And uplift all of our spirits with regard to growing older, wiser and more mature.

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!" Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...   "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"   Moral of this story...   Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! B.S. and brilliance only come with age and experience.   If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.   Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged'.   You did notice the size of the print, didn't you?